Blogging the Dog

Hello there! My name is Fifi and I am a dog. A small dog with a huge ego. Oh good heavens, I'm a Pomeranian and I rule my universe! You may call me princess Fifi as many of those who adore me do. It isn't easy being a doggy princess you know. I have to put up with things no princess should deign to acknowledge.
My human is a pet training instructor at a place with lots of Dog Stuff. She's learned everything she knows from me. Well she would argue that, but she is human, and I must be kind. I have worked with her extensively over the last two years and she is coming along quite nicely! I have to admit, I feared she would never get it, and I would have to live the rest of my life under her bed. However, things have changed dramatically over the past six months, and I am finally getting the recognition I deserve.
I live with my human, and three other dogs. They are no way as cute as me! The dang pup is a close second but even though he is also a Pomeranian he's NOT cuter than me. He's a little terrorist. I can't walk from my princess bed to my cut crystal water dish without him trying to shoulder check me or grab the ribbons off my cute lil' head. The two big dogs are not even close to cute. They come from the other end of the spitz spectrum, they are Alaskan Malamutes. Big, clumsy oafs, I always have to watch out so they don't step on me, lay on me, or otherwise compromise my cuteness. Sure, they were here first, but it doesn't mean they shouldn't bow to my supreme beauty.
Yes, it is difficult being the cutest dog in the universe, but I live with it. I hope to bring to you some small sense of my wonderful personality and especially my extreme cuteness in this blog. I will regale you with stories of how I met my human, how I rule the Dog Stuff place, and all the crazy antics the other dogs I must put up with engage in. This blog is my diary, my outlet, and my pathway to greatness! You have my permission to bookmark my blog, and of course you may also comment on how cute I am. Actually, commenting on my cuteness is a requirement of all humans I come in contact with. You may now tell others that you "Got Feef"!
Welcome to my world!