Feefisms - Not Original, But Still Cute

• Work when you must, play when you can, take care of your own, and leave your mark!
• If you think you're so powerful, try telling someone else's dog what to do!
• Handle every situation like a dog - if you can't eat it or screw it, piss on it and walk away!
• If you want the best seat in our house, move a dog.
• If you ever wondered what soap tastes like, give the dog a bath.
• If your dog is too fat, you are not getting enough excersize!