No Way! When I saw my human getting ready to go I mustered up all my cuteness and pranced underfoot mercilessly until she noticed me. I had my pink maribou tail extensions in and looked pretty impressive.
"Blah-blah-blabity" she said to her friends. "Yakity-yakka-yakka." They responded. "Feef, you wanna go?" was the part I got! I immediately darted into the fifi-cave. Before you know it, we were on our way! More importantly, Turbo the Terror had to stay home! Stay! I laughed and laughed!
It was a long way, too! Now I like a ride in the car as much as the next dog and today we rode in style. Although it is the dog-days of summer, the car was blessedly cool and breezy without the windows open. For once, I could ride in cool comfort and not get my hair mussed in that devilish wind-tunnel my human usually transports herself in.
Seattle was amazing! Everywhere I went, people were making that curious vocalization they are so inclined to do in my presence " Ohhhhhhhh, how cuuuuuute!" I pranced with greater intensity every time I heard it. When we got to the Space Needle, the guard said "NO DOGS". My human wasn't deterred though. When she explained to him that I was the cutest dog in the universe and simply had to see Seattle from the top of the Space Needle, he relented, muttering something about "probably lose my job over this". A baby blanket was unceremoniously draped over the fifi-cave and up we went into the elevator. That was kind of scary because I couldn't see much but I guess when you're as cute as me, you have to be careful who see's you places like that.
We had quite a day - I was the hit of Pike Street, and no seagull was safe down on the waterfront. But all good things have to end, and late that night we got home and I had to put up with that slobbering little slacker Turbo and his incessant attempts at my attention. One of these days I'm going to tell you exactly how I feel about him...
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